Man with telescope. "Prepare to repel all boarders Capn' they are moving out of Brooklyn the sign is coming down "
edmond dantes
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Shiver Me Timbers I Gots a Bible Study Matey!
by RayPublisher inthe new wt 2013 june tells kids that they might get to study with a pirate someday!
perhaps johnny depp will be resurrected for just that purpose?.
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Shiver Me Timbers I Gots a Bible Study Matey!
by RayPublisher inthe new wt 2013 june tells kids that they might get to study with a pirate someday!
perhaps johnny depp will be resurrected for just that purpose?.
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Whatever happens lads don't let any member of the Governing Body get their hands on your dubloons.
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Shiver Me Timbers I Gots a Bible Study Matey!
by RayPublisher inthe new wt 2013 june tells kids that they might get to study with a pirate someday!
perhaps johnny depp will be resurrected for just that purpose?.
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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one of me favourite stories Jim Lad .Why do pirates read the Watchtower ? because they Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan !
Oh I have probably got the wrong pirate story I was expecting Blind Pew from Brooklyn to show up at the Admiral Benbow .Is that Flints map Pew no its an invite to the memorial.
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STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!
by AuntConnie ini am very angry, pent-up rage call it!
so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!
anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!
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jhine,
I like to be zany now and again with a bit of fantasy thrown in especially when it applies to the Kingdumb Hall ,I think it started years ago when the person conducting the Watchtower study ,one of the so called remnant, also very self righteous, singled me out to answer a question when he saw me talking quietly to the person on my right he held up the proceedings in order to embarrass me it didn't work .He had it in for me after I had spent some time on a previous occasion discussing with him on why I thought the Athanasian creed was a good explanation of what the Trinity means. At that time I had discovered the false Watchtower interpretation of John 1.1 and I told him he worshipped two Gods a little God and a big God etc. I also told him the Higher Powers/ Superior Authorities teaching was wrong but he wouldn't have any of it and guess what the boys from Brooklyn or Crooklyn as they are better known as suddenly put up new light bulb thus altering his belief to my belief and he was one of the 144,000 .
The same guy was a bit miffed as well when I brought along to the hall a family with whom I was conducting a book study and one of them lit up a ciggy at the back of the hall oh boy! never ever have I seen a member of the 144,000 move so fast in order to tell the man to "put that light out" I thought he was going to throw the glass of water over him.
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STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!
by AuntConnie ini am very angry, pent-up rage call it!
so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!
anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!
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edmond dantes
jhine,
Good idea wouldn't want you sitting next to an elder by mistake the evening could end up boring but be discreet with the radar thing wouldn't want to bring attention to myself while I am blessing the wine and crunching crackers and stilton. Leave it switched on during the ceremony if you like and bleep the speaker as and when you think appropriate or as the emblems pass by each individual make it bleep. If someone partakes make it sound like a metal detector that should relieve the boredom.
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Interesting Youtube video: "Jehovah's Witnesses and hedge funds revisited"
by Londo111 inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhn7xzopyii.
according to this, the uk branch made a cool million pounds from investments...which implies theyve much more invested.
i know very little about financial stuff.
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edmond dantes
The point the guy is making is the fact that The Watchtower speaks from both corners of the mouth by telling the rank and file to expect the big A any time soon and not to bother about the future because the worldly system is doomed to destruction while at the same time they are investing in the future.
Why do they not print articles advising witnesses on how to invest money and build up a pension pot by planning for old age the Governing Body are nicely taken care of thank you very much they are in the win win situation .
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Interesting Youtube video: "Jehovah's Witnesses and hedge funds revisited"
by Londo111 inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhn7xzopyii.
according to this, the uk branch made a cool million pounds from investments...which implies theyve much more invested.
i know very little about financial stuff.
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edmond dantes
Watchtower Bible and Tract Society = snare and racket. Judge Rutherford identified it applying it to religion other than the JWs' what he conveniently omitted to mention was the fact that The Watchtower is tarred with the same brush. However they are much better now at the snare and racket rip off scam having had years and years of perfecting the free labour money making scheme .
What have the New World labourers ,AKA door knockers gained from all this, absolute zilch.
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STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!
by AuntConnie ini am very angry, pent-up rage call it!
so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!
anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!
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edmond dantes
jhine,
I have had a couple of reserved seats notices printed I can get there early and stick them on two chairs in the front row for us.
Just to make it more exciting I could put reserved for Governing Body stickers along the same row and an illuminated one for Aunt Connie next to us .I have a supermarket carrier bag in which to put my own bottle of wine but could you bring a couple of plastic cups and because the official wine will not be blest I can perform a blessing over our vino in the plastic cups .I have some cheese for the crackers by the way.
In order to be recognised I shall be the one at the front wearing a red cardinals hat and matching slippers. Maybe I should wear a nuns habit and go as a cross dresser no pun intended. What ever just look for the carrier bag under the chair.
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STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!
by AuntConnie ini am very angry, pent-up rage call it!
so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!
anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!
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edmond dantes
Aunt Connie,
I never go anywhere without my crucifix and rosary beads is it ok if I arrive early and sit in the front row?
By the way I promise to shower before I leave home.
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STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!
by AuntConnie ini am very angry, pent-up rage call it!
so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!
anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!
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edmond dantes
Aunt Connie,
Are you training to be an agony aunt be honest?